Thursday, March 27, 2014

Get a C.L.U.E.: Part III - Professor Plum

As PA DeMolay prepares for the upcoming C.L.U.E. Spring Leadership Weekend, to be held May 2-4, 2014, at Patton Campus, we thought it high time to introduce you to some of the characters that you'll meet during the weekend. This series of articles will run every Thursday for the next several weeks, so make sure to check back!

Meet Professor Allistar Quimby Parkhamshireburgh Plum, IV, at HRH College of Upper Strathosphereburg on the Fuller Brush, Lecturer of Medieval History, Quantum Physics, Anatolian Literature, Phrenology, and 21st Pottery Design.

Professor Plum was born during the reign of HRH Queen Elizabeth II in Rotten Borough,
Northumberland. His father was a green grocer and his mother was a neuro-brain surgeon. He
graduated from grammar school summa cum laude and continued his education at Cambridge
University. He graduated with his Doctor of Philosophy summa summa cum laude and continued
his education at the Sorbonne in Paris where he became an expert on Henri Toulouse-Lautrec. He
graduated from the Sorbonne summa summa summa cum laude.

He returned to the UK and lectured at various colleges and universities always staying one step ahead of  the law. He introduced radical systems of education encouraging a more one-on-one style of tutoring. His theories on education seem to flourish to their fullest in segregated gender boarding institutions, particularly those catering to women. He was also known to do private tutoring to well known fashionable types of the London society set.

He enjoys the horses and frequents the races at Ascot, Exeter, Grantville, and Bath. He also enjoys
sailing and is often seen at the Osaka Cup, America’s Cup, and the Tour De France A La Voile races. He enjoys fine dining at the Ritz Carleton (London), Antoine’s (New Orleans), and McDonald’s (Allentown).

He has written numerous books and articles on various subjects. One of his more popular works was
Proper Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation Techniques on the Well Proportioned Female. He resides alone with his collection of photographs and etchings. Curiously, even though being British born and educated, he speaks with a North American accent. We're not sure why.

1 comment:

  1. and according to his background, he is totally ignorant of law...